Wooly VS Pete
By Trevor Lake and Brian Sapinski
Wooly and Pete are copyright their respective owners.  Please don't take 
this work without permission

"Welcome to our latest fight, everyone.  Trevor here, along with Brian.  
Robert's unfortunely taken quite ill, and couldn't make it today, so 
Brian's taking his place.  Welcome to the announcer's table, Brian."

"I thank you, Trevor. Yes, I've been following these competitions for 
some time now, and I realize there is some strong talent in these games. 
And in this next match, 'strong' definitely applies, doesn't it?"  

"That's putting this very mildly.  Folks, we have Wooly from the Teddy 
Ruxpin company taking on Pete from the Disney Villians crew in a mask 
and snorkel fight tonight.  Both of these guys are big, strong, and can 
crush lesser men like bugs.  Both of them really want this, don't they, 
Brian?"

"Well, neither of them are prone to anger, but they have some mean 
temperments when you get on their ugly sides. But here, none of that 
matters. They see the size of their opponent, and it has them ready to 
go. Nothing can be left to chance here." 

"Ah, looks like they're in, and we're underway!  Thing is, we're not 
going to exactly see a strategic stand-off in this fight.  Both 
fighters, for the most part, will likely go right at their target, as we 
see them both doing right now.  Lots of pride on the line here.  Wooly 
has the middling size advantage, but Pete's got a ton of power behind 
him too."

"And for their size, they're closing the distance relatively quickly. 
They get to close quarters right away and start exchanging blows to the 
chest and face. They want to knock each other out quickly."

"Hey, looks like Pete is starting to feel like effects first and is 
withdrawing.  He's trying to surface for air, and Wooly missed an 
attempted grab at him to try to stop him.  Wooly chases Pete, but he's 
already behind by quite a ways... and Pete's up for air with Wooly 10 
feet behind."

"Hot on his heels, he wants to pull Pete down. He's almost up to him-- 
WHOA! Wooly is met with a crushing blow to the head and Pete just turned 
his weight belt on full blast right there. He wasn't in the right 
position to pin him down, but he slammed him pretty good there."  

"Very good strategy from Pete there, and now he's trying to drown Wooly 
by choking him out, and he's dragging him to the bottom, even turning on 
Wooly's belt in the process to get there faster... Wooly's in massive 
trouble here, Brian.  If he doesn't get free soon, he'll be feeding the 
fish."

"Wooly must be feeling the sudden rush here. He's struggling to break 
free of the grip. And there, he's got it! He's prying Pete's fingers off 
his neck, and the two are locked by the hands as they continue to 
plummet."

"Wooly's not being very smart here... I really would've went up for air, 
but they've now hit the bottom.  I think Wooly's only real shot now is 
to try to finish Pete off quickly, but Pete just nailed a low blow, and 
just gave Wooly a double axehandle blow to the head.  Now he's placing 
the even more wounded What-Zit in a corner, and is backing up... what's 
going through his mind?"

"He's just floating some 15 feet away from Wooly... and now he's turned 
his body and launched himself headfirst towards him! Wooly's still dazed 
there--- NO! He just barely ducked to the side, and Pete just rammed 
himself headfirst in the corner!"

"Wooly finally takes the chance while Pete recovers to make a mad dash 
for the surface... (A few moments later) I'm surprised, everyone, but he 
made it.  He had to really dig down deep to reach the surface, to kinda 
make an oxymoron.  Now this fight has a whole new tone, and Wooly's gone 
back down after Pete, who's finally back up and swimming."

"And Wooly stops himself in mid-swim all of a sudden here. He reaches 
for his belt and turns it up. He's trying the same trick Pete did 
earlier! Pete sees it coming, he's trying to dodge it! (Rush of bubbles 
as Wooly passes) And... Pete seems to be in a daze again. It appears 
that Wooly made contact sort of like Pete did earlier, but I can't tell 
just how well Wooly hit him."

"You know, I'm surprised Pete fell for his own tactic like that, he's 
usually too damn shrewd for that... but anyway, Wooly's coming back 
after Pete, hoping to take him down for good this time.  He stops in 
front of him, and goes to grab him for a finisher. Huh... Pete's 
suddenly come around from his condition, ducks the grab, and slips 
behind Wooly!  He was just playing possum, obviously.  Now Pete's got 
that choke again, and he's turned on his belt.  Back down they go."

"And down they come to the ground again. Pete kept the choked locked 
from behind this time in a sort of full nelson-style, so it kept Wooly 
from prying his hands away. Now Wooly's down again in the corner, and 
Pete's sizing him up once more."

"That choke actually doubled as a sleeper, as it cut off the circulation 
to Wooly's head, and plus, he's low on air again.  If he dodges the move 
this time, I'll be truly amazed.  Here comes Pete, head first again... 
and he scores the major hit this time!  Right into Wooly's stomach, and 
as Wooly stumbles out, he falls on his back not far from the corner.  
He's still alive though, but Pete looks like he wasn't done with him 
anyway."

"And there it is, the finish of Pete's big combo. He quickly turned 
around and sat on Wooly's prone body. The snorkel has just popped out of 
Wooly's mouth, along with a lot of bubbles. And yes, it looks like he's 
not moving. This fight is over!"

"Indeed.  Normally, that move would just completely crushed the target, 
but in Wooly's case, it served to drown him... this was a pretty decent 
fight, folks, clocking in at 5 minutes even.  From Brian and me, Trevor, 
we must sign off and say good night.  That's Pete over Wooly in 5 
minutes.  Good night!"